Diagnosed With Car Bulimia, No Known Cure!
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 11:24 pm
My partner has diagnosed me with Car Bulimia.
Apparently the symptoms include spending many hours looking at second-hand cars online, buying them (whether they are needed or not, or even if we have space for another car), fiddling with the cars for a few weeks, maybe a couple of months, fixing a few faults and then selling them on at little or no profit, sometimes at a loss. Excuses for buying the cars include "It's a great deal, I can't lose money on this one, I'm sure someone in the family will want it, don't you love the colour" etc. Recent manifestations of the condition include Mercedes SL, Golf Mk4 (x3), Jaguar X-Type, e36 Compact, Passat B5.5, Mazda Mx5 (still got that one), that's just in the last 6 months! I seem to be immune to cars under 15 years old.
I don't know of a cure for the condition, research on the internet hasn't helped. Strangely my partner has a similar condition, Shopping Bulimia, which involves buying great quantities of clothing online, trying it on once and then sending it all back or trying to palm it off to a family member or work colleague. I wonder if the two conditions are related or even if one of us has infected the other?
Luckily the condition hasn't impacted the relationships I have with my e39 M5 (14 years), e21 (8 years) or e30 (7 years) and I feel confident they will remain unaffected.
If anyone suffers from the same condition, maybe we can put together a help group. Should I be concerned about the condition, could it get worse? Maybe its a healthy condition and I don't need to worry about it?
Apparently the symptoms include spending many hours looking at second-hand cars online, buying them (whether they are needed or not, or even if we have space for another car), fiddling with the cars for a few weeks, maybe a couple of months, fixing a few faults and then selling them on at little or no profit, sometimes at a loss. Excuses for buying the cars include "It's a great deal, I can't lose money on this one, I'm sure someone in the family will want it, don't you love the colour" etc. Recent manifestations of the condition include Mercedes SL, Golf Mk4 (x3), Jaguar X-Type, e36 Compact, Passat B5.5, Mazda Mx5 (still got that one), that's just in the last 6 months! I seem to be immune to cars under 15 years old.
I don't know of a cure for the condition, research on the internet hasn't helped. Strangely my partner has a similar condition, Shopping Bulimia, which involves buying great quantities of clothing online, trying it on once and then sending it all back or trying to palm it off to a family member or work colleague. I wonder if the two conditions are related or even if one of us has infected the other?
Luckily the condition hasn't impacted the relationships I have with my e39 M5 (14 years), e21 (8 years) or e30 (7 years) and I feel confident they will remain unaffected.
If anyone suffers from the same condition, maybe we can put together a help group. Should I be concerned about the condition, could it get worse? Maybe its a healthy condition and I don't need to worry about it?